Intro: I first posted this as it was happening and figured once all the accounts had been suspended, that would be the end of it. But no. The idiot(s) behind this scam keep coming back for more. So it starts as near real time, but now it’s daily updates until these losers realize they lost.

I follow a friend from back in my Joomla days, Jen Kramer. So far I’ve had two fake Jen Kramer accounts follow me from mastodon.social. So I thought I’d have a little fun with the second one (I figure I’d make use of the lag time after reporting the account.) So here’s the “transcript” (images have alt text).

Fake Jen: Good day how have you been doing? Me: Oh I'm doing great!!Sure, like Jen would randomly ask me this question after 15 years or so.

Fake Jen: Good to hear that! Am doing pretty good and thriving. Do you also get letter from Department of Health and Human Services program going on yet? Me: I dunno, I don't "get letter"

Good old Department of Health and Human Services program “going on yet.” I guess that Canadian flag in my name wasn’t enough of a clue, so we have a real winner here: we don’t have a DHHS.

Fake Jen: It's a letter from Department of Health and Human Services, they're having promotional program to help workers, retired, youth, disables, and old people with cash funds. Have you heard from them yet? Me: Nope, never heard of them.

Nothing like helping the “disables.”

Fake Jen: I don't know you haven't heard about it, i got cash delivered to me when i apply for the program, you can also apply too. Do you know how to do that? Me: Cash? Like a brown envelope of money in your mailbox?? Fake Jen: They came to delivered it in person

Ooh cash. I like cash.

Fake Jen: Yes cash Me: Cool! In unmarked bills too?

I am really trying to give this idiot a clue here.

Fake Jen: ‎I pray you will qualify because this will really be a blessing for you and family too., This link will lead you to the agent page on mastodon , just click on the link once you get to his page first follow the page then send her text that you are ready to apply for your grant money mastodon.social/@Brigitteoan Me: I hope so too, because unmarked bills will really help in this deal I'm working to buy Plutonium from the Iranians. Wait a sec, this isn't an NSA operation is it? I'd be fucked!

Really. You would think this would do it. But the key here is the link to the second account, which appears to be someone who hasn’t posted since 2024. Probably a compromised by a brute force password attack. FFS people, pick hard to guess passwords!!!

Fake Jen: Nope, ‎you can text her now to be sure I gave you the right link and keep me posted here, tell him I referred your This funds is from the federal government to support the less privilege due to this hard time so don't feel skeptical about it

I’m assuming this idiot only gets paid when I message the second level scammer…

Fake Jen: How many plutonium are you buying ? me: Looking for 100g. So I need about US$4T.

Yes, I only need four trillion dollars. This idiot didn’t clue in even then.

Fake Jen: And this grant is a big opportunity for you because you will have to choose the amount of money you want to claim go for big figures

Big figures like four trillion? LOL

There it is “clearance fees.” Well I guess I can cough up a few thousand for a trillion bucks from a foreign agency…

At this point I have stopped responding so this turkey is trying hard to keep me on the hook, even though he’s already given away the scam. But then it gets better:

Fake Jen: I just finished talking to the agent she's online. She said if you want to get $4T you will to pay $2B do you have that? Me: I think I can manage that. Do they accept payment in Dogecoin?

There’s probably going to be more of this, but I want to get this posted.

Oh. And in the middle of this I pinged the second hacked account:

Me to the second level scammer: Hello DHS grant person, I am ready to apply for my all cash in unmarked bills grant money!

But for some utterly inexplicable reason I haven’t gotten a response!

Addendum: I just got tired of this. 😉

Fake Jen: I don't know if you will have to pay through activation method. Let me ask Me: No need, the blog post is already up, sucker.

Addendum 2: Just after posting this, I reported the second account. Some 15 minutes later, both accounts have been suspended, and this is why I love the fediverse. Real human moderation, and timely!

Addendum 3: Another ten minutes later, I get followed by a brand new fake Jen account. What does the account do? Well, it boosts real Jen’s most recent posts to make it look like it’s real, and the first one is her mentioning this post. So we can conclude that it’s a bot that’s creating these accounts.

Screen shot of a brand new fake Jen account, which boosted her most recent posts. Top of the list, a link to this blog. LOL

Addendum 4: Two days and several fake Jen Kramers later, this idiot still thinks he has a mark…

Fake Jen #7: I realise that it was our recent conversation that cause the suspension of my previous accounts. you know is against the rules and regulations of fediverse to talk about grant on mstdn.social. Are you on zangi let's talk there to secure our conversation server won't be detect that way Me: No, it was running a scam, you twit. Look, you've been played. Fuck off. go do something useful with your life.

Incredible!

Addendum 5: But wait, there’s more! LOL Another day and these idiots are still trying to pick up the scam.

Fake Jen 8: Why do you have to post our chat to public when this supposed to be private? Me: So that everyone knows you're running a fake account and trying to scam people, you stupid fuck.

Fake Jen 8: When I told you even US owned about $40T debt to cover. Don't you know all that are supposed to be kept secretly and beside that if you to say you have read the policy of this grant they keep all their privacy so secure Me: You really don't know when to quit, do you?

 

Fake Jen 8: I was just trying to be cool with you don't get it twisted. This is still real me you know how this goes to get the figures Me: Wait. WAIT a second! Is this really Donald Trump who is posting? Because we're really starting to approach that level of delusional.

The only remaining question is “Will there be a Fake Jen number nine?” Stay tuned…

Addendum 6: Fake number 9 showed up on September 6 (LOL) eleven days after first being abused, this idiot is still at it.

Fake Jan 9: What respond did you get when you tell the agent that you want to apply for the program?

I didn’t have a chance to hurl more abuse though. I didn’t see the message for two hours, and by that time the moderation folks at mastodon.social had suspended the account. Gotta love moderation on the fediverse! Also of note, they’ve picked up Jen’s new profile image. I’m guessing there will be more to this thread…

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