Scammers on Mastodon (in near real time)

Intro: I first posted this as it was happening and figured once all the accounts had been suspended, that would be the end of it. But no. The idiot(s) behind this scam keep coming back for more. So it starts as near real time, but now it’s daily updates until these losers realize they lost.

I follow a friend from back in my Joomla days, Jen Kramer. So far I’ve had two fake Jen Kramer accounts follow me from mastodon.social. So I thought I’d have a little fun with the second one (I figure I’d make use of the lag time after reporting the account.) So here’s the “transcript” (images have alt text).

Fake Jen: Good day how have you been doing? Me: Oh I'm doing great!!Sure, like Jen would randomly ask me this question after 15 years or so.

Fake Jen: Good to hear that! Am doing pretty good and thriving. Do you also get letter from Department of Health and Human Services program going on yet? Me: I dunno, I don't "get letter"

Good old Department of Health and Human Services program “going on yet.” I guess that Canadian flag in my name wasn’t enough of a clue, so we have a real winner here: we don’t have a DHHS.

Fake Jen: It's a letter from Department of Health and Human Services, they're having promotional program to help workers, retired, youth, disables, and old people with cash funds. Have you heard from them yet? Me: Nope, never heard of them.

Nothing like helping the “disables.”

Fake Jen: I don't know you haven't heard about it, i got cash delivered to me when i apply for the program, you can also apply too. Do you know how to do that? Me: Cash? Like a brown envelope of money in your mailbox?? Fake Jen: They came to delivered it in person

Ooh cash. I like cash.

Fake Jen: Yes cash Me: Cool! In unmarked bills too?

I am really trying to give this idiot a clue here.

Fake Jen: ‎I pray you will qualify because this will really be a blessing for you and family too., This link will lead you to the agent page on mastodon , just click on the link once you get to his page first follow the page then send her text that you are ready to apply for your grant money mastodon.social/@Brigitteoan Me: I hope so too, because unmarked bills will really help in this deal I'm working to buy Plutonium from the Iranians. Wait a sec, this isn't an NSA operation is it? I'd be fucked!

Really. You would think this would do it. But the key here is the link to the second account, which appears to be someone who hasn’t posted since 2024. Probably a compromised by a brute force password attack. FFS people, pick hard to guess passwords!!!

Fake Jen: Nope, ‎you can text her now to be sure I gave you the right link and keep me posted here, tell him I referred your This funds is from the federal government to support the less privilege due to this hard time so don't feel skeptical about it

I’m assuming this idiot only gets paid when I message the second level scammer…

Fake Jen: How many plutonium are you buying ? me: Looking for 100g. So I need about US$4T.

Yes, I only need four trillion dollars. This idiot didn’t clue in even then.

Fake Jen: And this grant is a big opportunity for you because you will have to choose the amount of money you want to claim go for big figures

Big figures like four trillion? LOL

There it is “clearance fees.” Well I guess I can cough up a few thousand for a trillion bucks from a foreign agency…

At this point I have stopped responding so this turkey is trying hard to keep me on the hook, even though he’s already given away the scam. But then it gets better:

Fake Jen: I just finished talking to the agent she's online. She said if you want to get $4T you will to pay $2B do you have that? Me: I think I can manage that. Do they accept payment in Dogecoin?

There’s probably going to be more of this, but I want to get this posted.

Oh. And in the middle of this I pinged the second hacked account:

Me to the second level scammer: Hello DHS grant person, I am ready to apply for my all cash in unmarked bills grant money!

But for some utterly inexplicable reason I haven’t gotten a response!

Addendum: I just got tired of this. 😉

Fake Jen: I don't know if you will have to pay through activation method. Let me ask Me: No need, the blog post is already up, sucker.

Addendum 2: Just after posting this, I reported the second account. Some 15 minutes later, both accounts have been suspended, and this is why I love the fediverse. Real human moderation, and timely!

Addendum 3: Another ten minutes later, I get followed by a brand new fake Jen account. What does the account do? Well, it boosts real Jen’s most recent posts to make it look like it’s real, and the first one is her mentioning this post. So we can conclude that it’s a bot that’s creating these accounts.

Screen shot of a brand new fake Jen account, which boosted her most recent posts. Top of the list, a link to this blog. LOL

Addendum 4: Two days and several fake Jen Kramers later, this idiot still thinks he has a mark…

Fake Jen #7: I realise that it was our recent conversation that cause the suspension of my previous accounts. you know is against the rules and regulations of fediverse to talk about grant on mstdn.social. Are you on zangi let's talk there to secure our conversation server won't be detect that way Me: No, it was running a scam, you twit. Look, you've been played. Fuck off. go do something useful with your life.

Incredible!

Addendum 5: But wait, there’s more! LOL Another day and these idiots are still trying to pick up the scam.

Fake Jen 8: Why do you have to post our chat to public when this supposed to be private? Me: So that everyone knows you're running a fake account and trying to scam people, you stupid fuck.

Fake Jen 8: When I told you even US owned about $40T debt to cover. Don't you know all that are supposed to be kept secretly and beside that if you to say you have read the policy of this grant they keep all their privacy so secure Me: You really don't know when to quit, do you?

 

Fake Jen 8: I was just trying to be cool with you don't get it twisted. This is still real me you know how this goes to get the figures Me: Wait. WAIT a second! Is this really Donald Trump who is posting? Because we're really starting to approach that level of delusional.

The only remaining question is “Will there be a Fake Jen number nine?” Stay tuned…

Addendum 6: Fake number 9 showed up on September 6 (LOL) eleven days after first being abused, this idiot is still at it.

Fake Jan 9: What respond did you get when you tell the agent that you want to apply for the program?

I didn’t have a chance to hurl more abuse though. I didn’t see the message for two hours, and by that time the moderation folks at mastodon.social had suspended the account. Gotta love moderation on the fediverse! Also of note, they’ve picked up Jen’s new profile image. I’m guessing there will be more to this thread…

The Author Scammer who Will Not Be Ignored [LOL]

Scammers love to prey on authors, taking advantage of their desperation to get their book published and/or promoted.There are tons of angles: interest from fake publishers, fake interest from real publishers, fake editors, fake agents, fake book clubs, and fake reviewers.

There’s two easy tells for these things. One is heaping over-the-top praise upon the work, and the other is the free-mail address (GMail, AOL, Hotmail, etc.). I saw another one recently where the scammer-idiot claimed to be an editor from one of the big five publishers, but was using a GMail address. Belly laugh. Please don’t fall for that.

This scam-ass is in the fake review category, but when the author failed to respond to the first message, the scammer got threatening:

Email from a scammer. Subject: Re: [book title] From Christopher Joseph if you continue to ignore my messages, | might do something you would regret for the rest of your life. | already have access to your book, and instead of giving it a positive review, | will leave a negative one and damage its reputation. It seems you have forgotten that | have a community of readers, and | can easily influence them to bring your book down. You can try me though. On Wed, 24 Dec 2025 at 2:55PM, Christopher Joseph wrote: Hello [redacted], | came across [book Title], and it immediately struck me as the kind of transformative, deeply personal guide that seekers of self-discovery actively search for but often struggle to find.

I have to say if this showed up in my inbox, they would get an obscenity-laced response (from a no-reply email address) inviting them to do their worst. And if they actually did post a negative review, I’d use that in my promotional materials under the heading “Review Scammers Hated This Book!”

Writer Beware: Bogus Offers of Help

I’m going to dive into a specific case of a “beta reader” here, but the principles are the same for just about anything related to the process of getting a book published.

First, a reminder of the general rule: If an organization is pretending to be a legitimate traditional publisher and they ask you for money, then they’re not. They’re one of a vanity publisher, a hybrid publisher, or a scam. Of those three, the only time you’re likely to see value for your money is if they’re hybrid, and even then check references, then see if you can check authors who have used them but aren’t on the reference list.

This morning, someone posted this on a writer’s group:

My name is Karen [redacted] I’m a Beta Reader who helps authors improve their work with clear, thoughtful feedback. If you’re preparing to publish, I’d love to support you—with both feedback and professional formatting to get your book ready for readers.

I was going to post the rest of the pitch, but the post was been removed, either by the group admin (or by the poster after my response to asking for references). “Karen” offered to be a beta reader, to provide feedback, and to help with book formatting because “she” just loves to help authors.

UPDATE: Now “she” is commenting on posts, so I got the full text again, now above.

The first two flags are right there in the pitch. There’s no mention of genre. It’s not often that someone is an avid reader of any genre, and even if they are, how much genre-specific feedback could they offer? Suspicious. Second is the mention of “book formatting”. That sounds like something one might be charging money for. My first thought is that this is a lead in to an outright scam, where “Karen” loves your book so much that “she” wants to hook you up with a friend in the [scam] publishing business. For only US$1,500 you can be $5,000 poorer! (Seriously, that’s how it works, once you send money, they know they have a mark and they keep asking for more money for printing, marketing, etc. etc. until you either clue in or run out of money).

There’s another possible risk here, and it’s huge: you send your nearly-finished manuscript to someone you don’t know, next thing you know, your book is up on Amazon under another name, and since they “published” first, getting it taken down is borderline impossible. I can’t think of a worse scenario.

Here’s a general process to go through when checking anything like this out: go to the user’s profile and take a look at their personal posts, where they claim to be from, and their friends list. Reverse image search their profile picture with TinEye.

This is what I got for “Karen”:

  • “Karen’s” surname is a common given name, not a surname. Okay, maybe they’re using two given names for privacy reasons but… suspect nonetheless.
  • The profile image was just some stock shot of a pen on paper. That’s not even worth searching. But if they have a head shot, then TinEye is great. These days there’s fewer hits because the scammers are using AI to create new people each time, but if they’re lazy it’s not uncommon to find the image listed on scam tracking sites. Still, a pen and paper is pretty weird for a personal page. Flag number three.
  • There were no posts to this account before December 4, 2024, roughly five months ago. That’s suspect. Flag number four.
  • “Karen” claimed to be born and raised in New York City. Let’s take a look at the 400+ friends associated with the account. Almost all of them are based in India, and nearby Asian countries. In the first 200 or so, not one in New York, and only two in the US[LN]A. Flag number five.
  • The post feed is all news-y, current posts feature the current president doing various things, then back in December they’re Biden doing various things. Not a single personal or reading-related post. Flags six and seven.
  • Now we do a web search, there’s no indication of this person on any of the reading-related sites (Goodreads, The Story Graph, etc.) Flag eight.
  • Head over to Linkedin (if you can stomach it), search the name there. Not a single profile with that name. Flag nine.
  • There’s no blog/website/presence at all under that name, save for this Facebook profile. Flag ten.

Ding! Ding! We have a loser!

Five flags is more than enough to call this a scam, but I thought I’d go through the whole process to illustrate what the first steps should be to avoid getting ripped off. Even when someone passes these checks, you’re back to the general rule above: obtain and check references. The number of people out there looking to take advantage of authors who are desperate to get their work out there is off the charts.

Writer Beware: John Stokes, Agora Publishing, Agora Cosmopolitan Book Self-publishing

The TL;DR on this is always, always, always dig deep into any organization offering publishing services and do your due diligence. There are many ways to spend a lot of money and receive little value. Here’s the result of my digging into one of those services.

I’m part of several writers groups on a variety of social media sites. Earlier today, A fellow going by the name of “John Stokes” posted a link on one of these sites to waitlistr.com, saying something along the lines of “Apply to get on the waiting list for high quality Canadian book production services”. The image attached to the post referred to Agora Publishing.

A wait list? No reputable publisher I know of has a “wait list”, especially not one offering self-publishing support. They might have a slush pile, but not a wait list. This aroused my suspicions. It sounds like that well-worn marketing technique “false scarcity”. Better get on that wait list quick, or it will be years before they get to you! Right. Let’s check that out!

I left a comment saying that authors might want to check references before spending any time and/or money on this, and “John” deleted the post. Bad move, “John”. Now I’m curious!

First, as always, I check with Victoria Strauss’ Writer Beware blog at https://writerbeware.blog/ and https://writerbeware.com. There’s nothing there, but there was a Twitter post from her indicating that there have been complaints. You’ll have to find that yourself, since I’m no longer linking to sites that support fascism, and Strauss hasn’t made it to Mastodon yet.

Next, I thought I’d look up Agora myself. What we get is a nice looking home page, but most of the links on that page just replicate the same information. There’s no evident content beyond that. Here’s what the home page looks like:

Agora Publishing home page

Looks okay, I guess. Save for the fact that the address is a PO box in a shopping mall and it’s an awfully thin site for 23 years of publishing. I figured I’d see where it’s hosted, so I did a quick IP address lookup and got 165.140.159.91, which appears to be a VPS at Scala Hosting. Noted.

Next, I wondered what all these sites that were “talking about Agora Publishing” actually had to say. None of the images actually link to websites, and I’d never heard of any of these publications, so that requires a little searching.

First up, the Toronto Business Journal found at tobj.ca, which we can find at (drum roll) 165.140.159.91:

There it is, in the footer: developed by agorapublishing.com. Well, that’s an independent, objective source, isn’t it? For an extra bonus check the sidebar which features some COVID-19 conspiracy theory garbage and (surprise, surprise) self-publishing services through Agora. There’s more cross-links there too if you want to really dig into the mind of this person.

On to the “Canadian Business Daily”. That site doesn’t come up, but there’s a YouTube channel of that name that links to agoracosmopolitan.com at, you guessed it, 165.140.159.91! Here we find… well it’s not a business journal, that’s for sure. All I can say is if I were an incel trolling for women to “neg”, I’d build a site that looked a lot like this one.

If you can stand to scroll down, you can find insightful business articles like “Are demonic clones now running the world?” Seriously.

Screencap from article callout "Are demonic clones now running the world?"

Moving on, we have “Le Canadian” https://www.lecanadian.com/ (yes, also at 165.140.159.91):

Screencap of lecanadian.com

This is pretty much the same whacked out content as the other sites, still featuring dating events in the past. There’s no explicit mention of Agora, but the contact page lists “National Co-Managing Editor: John Stokes”. So, another independent journalistic source there. Is this starting to smell the same for you? I bet it is!

Next up we have “The Ottawa Star”, a non-responsive site, if I managed to find the right one. And finally, the glowing, independent review that would be found at “Toronto Capitalistocracy” [wut? LOL], if the site could ever be located. I found nothing referencing this ludicrously named site.

I was going to dig into “John Stokes” a little more, but I got blocked real quick. That’s great defence of my remarks there, bro. Nothing to hide, eh?

But there are ways around being blocked. I’m not planning to dig any deeper, but here’s the source for his profile image:

He’s cropped it, of course, but it’s good to know that “John” makes a good “Man in Blue Longs Sleeves Smiling at the Camera while Sitting on an Office Chair”. (Credit to Yan Krukau, who I imagine has never met the person behind the “John Stokes” name. https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-man-in-blue-longs-sleeves-smiling-at-the-camera-while-sitting-on-an-office-chair-7792769/). Needless to say, I won’t be convinced that a “John Stokes” exists until I see some official documentation.

Now, should you be masochistic enough to find some of the books available from Agora, be prepared for lots more conspiracy theory and the like. I’ll spare you what else I’ve learned.

It is probably redundant to say this, but if you’re looking for help self-publishing, Agora is not an option I’d recommend.

Update: A friend did a reverse lookup on the phone number and found Xcheaters-Reviews.com Magazine Publishing Montreal, QC. That site is dead now, but a LinkedIn page describes it as “Xcheaters-Reviews.com is an an eclectic lifestyles oriented magazine which includes investigative analysis and sightings reports on UFO and alien sightings.”, which sounds consistent with these other sites. Meanwhile there is an (also defunct) xcheaters-bistro.com, which was located at the same mall, same “BP” (which seems to be an attempt at “box postale”, or “bag postale”, except in French it’s CP “Case Postale”). Here’s a capture from the Facebook page:

Same phone number too! None of this seems to be based on the name xcheaters.com, which looks like a sleazy “casual dating” site based in Cyprus. I can’t see anything to say that they’re related, but opening a bistro based on the name of a sleazy dating site is curious, to say the least. Especially with all the dating-related content on those “business” sites. Possibly it’s just an outdated attempt to get some search traffic and route it through an affiliate link, or maybe it’s just deranged. It’s hard to tell.

Is Phone Fraud a Terrorist Threat?

Hand holding phone receiver.Now we have a form of phone fraud that’s specifically targeting Canadians. Unfortunately, it seems to be pretty lucrative. For the full story see CRA phone scam uses fear of tax man to swindle ‘not so smart’ Canadians.

The real problem with this is the difficulty that police forces have in combating this scam, and many others like it. In all coverage of this sort of thing, we have local police forces saying that they have difficulty solving these sorts of crimes. The difficulty arises because the criminals are often offshore and they use the Internet to place calls. The more clever ones prey on the most vulnerable by faking Caller-ID strings to make people think a neighbour is calling.

It’s beyond me why someone doesn’t ask where this money is going and what its being used for. It’s easy to say that the calls appear to be coming from India, but the few times I’ve been able to pry information from scam calls like this, they’ve been in Pakistan. Northern Pakistan. Granted, I’m about to engage in “geographic profiling”, but it seems to me that if scammers are calling from a location that’s controlled by groups we consider to be terrorist threats, it might be reasonable to conclude that the money is going to fund terrorist activity. Is that a big leap?

The scammer in the CBC article says that they take $10,000 per day from vulnerable Canadians. It also shows that they’re extracting money in small amounts. Four prepaid Visa cards to pay off a thousand dollars. That’s going to fly right under the financial monitoring systems designed to track money laundering.

But doesn’t sending $3.5 million a year to a potential terrorist organization sound like something someone should be paying attention to? Why isn’t our impressive communications surveillance infrastructure being used to trace the VOIP packets used to make these calls back to their source? Why aren’t our voice recognition systems set to flag the obvious keywords used in a scam like this? Can we at least disrupt these sorts of communications?

Local police forces are incapable of battling this kind of criminal activity, simply because they don’t have the tools or skills available. Action needs to be taken at the federal level.

Photo credit: Martin Cathrae.

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