What I particularly like is the days when I’m standing in front of all the bits required to make coffee and there’s this internal dialogue:
L: Okay, make coffee now.
L: MAKE COFFEE!!
L: Oh FFS all the bits are there, just DO IT!!
R: Something about this round thing, right?
L: Aughh!! WAKE THE F*CK UP!
R: I need coffee.
L: Yes, YES! You need to MAKE it, you do this every f*cking day!
R: Ugh, ok, right. Push grind button.
L: There we go! F*ck me.
L: Yes, yes, you’ve got this!