Privacy Policy

Your use of this site is your consent to our Privacy Policy, as defined below.

By using this site you agree to the following:

  • We will try to track your behaviour in the most specific way possible.
  • We will attempt to identify you personally.
  • With the exception of your e-mail address, we will share any information we gather with anyone, especially if they pay us money and appear to be shady.
  • You agree to give us all your money and any other physical assets upon request, including your Pacemaker (if applicable).
  • This agreement is binding on you, your descendants, your ancestors, and people you pass on the street.
  • You agree to provide a DNA sample upon request, for identification purposes.
  • You agree to let us use cookies.
  • You agree not to complain if we leave cookie crumbs in your bed.
  • You own every thing you have thought of or will think of, however we can use it for any purpose whatsoever until then end of time without compensating you.
  • We can revise this policy at any time without telling you.
  • You understand that we tend to use foul language (crap), fowl language (goose), and sometimes both (chickenshit).

Finally, we will never share your e-mail address with anyone, ever.