By using this site you agree to the following:
- We will try to track your behaviour in the most specific way possible.
- We will attempt to identify you personally.
- With the exception of your e-mail address, we will share any information we gather with anyone, especially if they pay us money and appear to be shady.
- You agree to give us all your money and any other physical assets upon request, including your Pacemaker (if applicable).
- This agreement is binding on you, your descendants, your ancestors, and people you pass on the street.
- You agree to provide a DNA sample upon request, for identification purposes.
- You agree not to complain if we leave cookie crumbs in your bed.
- You own every thing you have thought of or will think of, however we can use it for any purpose whatsoever until then end of time without compensating you.
- We can revise this policy at any time without telling you.
- You understand that we tend to use foul language (crap), fowl language (goose), and sometimes both (chickenshit).
Finally, we will never share your e-mail address with anyone, ever.